Monday, December 8, 2008

Keanu Reeves

Keanu reeves., you are fucking clever dawg



You went into the future during the making of Bill and Ted, and read the encyclopedia in the year 4000 and learned how to defeat the matrix.

You went to the year 2002, and checked some NFL footage, and know the defenses that the other teams were using in the Replacements.

You came back to the present to check some FBI files, then went back and made point break.

You stole the whole fucking story of constantine, now you are the face of the legend

Devils Advocate...more like unlicensed use of a time machine you jack ass.



But then again only keanu reeves is dumb enough to use a time machine for these reasons

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